WI Steve Irwin survived?

[aware of emptiness]

What if he was able to live through that stingray attack?

 

[Doeth]

We continue to think he is an idiot. TV schedules gain an extra 2 hours...

 

[Diamond]

Um... there would be no National Day of Mourning in Australia?

 

[BlackMage]

One more good man in the world. His show lasts a few more years, but he retires to spend more time with his family after another near-accident; and he spends the rest of his life working at Australia Zoo, living in a house made of money with his family.

Or, alternately, he'd just do something else reckless and get killed that way. But I prefer my theory.

 

[Cthulhu]

His near-death experience turns him into an animal hater, and he spends the rest of his life killing animals wherever he finds them. No he actually does Hunt crocodiles.

 

[Tom Veil]

What if he was able to live through that stingray attack?

He changes his middle name to "Fucking Survived a Stingray Attack", as in "Hey baby, I'm Steve Fucking Survived a Stingray Attack Irwin, wanna party?"

 

[EvolvedSaurian]

He changes his middle name to "Fucking Survived a Stingray Attack", as in "Hey baby, I'm Steve Fucking Survived a Stingray Attack Irwin, wanna party?"

Or, in Australian, 'Hai baby, Ah'm Steve Fahcking Servived a Stangray Attack Irwin'

 

[Hapsburg]

He continues bein' Steve, helpin' the wildlife and other such good stuff. When he dies, it will still be a sad day of mourning the loss of him.

 

[NapoleonXIV]

One more good man in the world. His show lasts a few more years, but he retires to spend more time with his family after another near-accident; and he spends the rest of his life working at Australia Zoo, living in a house made of money with his family.

Or, alternately, he'd just do something else reckless and get killed that way. But I prefer my theory.

I think he'd retire right away. He wasn't doing anything reckless when he was killed, it was really a could happen to anyone accident, so this would just put the handwriting on the wall that his luck was run out and the cumulative risks were going to catch up to him.

 

[HelloLegend]

He was a great entertainer. Had he survived, more people would have been more interested in learning about animals. Simply because his presentation is very entertaining.

 

[Satyrane]

He put a lot of his money into buying areas of the outback to maintain as nature reserves. That's a project I'd like to have seen him continue, and possibly extend to threatened environments elsewhere in the world.

 

[Poison Frog]

He institutes True Communism in Australia.

 

[The Man]

UN Secretary-General Irwin? God, what a cool TL that would be.

 

[Suit_N_Tie]

UN Secretary-General Irwin? God, what a cool TL that would be.

Or how about the Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honourable Steve Irwin?

 

[Saladin]

Or how about the Prime Minister of Australia, the Right Honourable Steve Irwin?

all I have to say to that suggestion is ... and then observe that he couldnt make a worse mess than the current incumbent

 

[Berra]

He captures Bin Laden whos hiding in the Aussi Outback and says :"Hes huge, hes beutiful".

 

[The Man]

He captures Bin Laden whos hiding in the Aussi Outback and says :"Hes huge, hes beutiful".

"Crikey, will they let me put him in my zoo!". LOL. RIP Steve.

 

[KJM]

What if he was able to live through that stingray attack?

Paul Hogan begins work on Stingray Dundee.

 

[robertp6165]

What if he was able to live through that stingray attack?

The footage of the stingray attack is used as the basis of a new Federal Express commercial.

 

[mattep74]

Steve shrugs off the incident and continue working for many years. Bringing up his daughter to go in his footsteps and making kid-documenturys starring her and eventually her brother. As he said in one memorial show on Animal planet: "My father retired when his reflexes became to slow, and so will i"

Either that or he gets killed trying to catch a gator