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Make your choice, adventurous Stranger
Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder, till it drives you mad
What would have followed, if you had…
Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder, till it drives you mad
What would have followed, if you had…
- C.S. Lewis, The Magician's Nephew
October 30th, 2007
Big Ben was not the name of the tower, or of the clock. It was the name of the bell. This did not matter; some facts will never make the leap from the know-it-all’s party piece to received wisdom. The thoughts of the bell and the clock themselves on the matter of their mutual identity crisis remained unknown, even to the workmen currently halfway through their maintenance. Perhaps that wasn’t a big enough word for what they were doing; after a series of stoppages, for the first time since the clock’s construction over a century ago, they were replacing the striker in the great bell. At the same time, some of the bearings in the gong train were replaced. Some of the more philosophical among the workmen might have wondered if Big Ben would truly be Big Ben anymore once every one of the original parts had been replaced: but then nobody seemed to know exactly what the name referred to anyway, so that was all right.
The tower, like the rest of the Palace of Westminster, had never been exactly airtight in its construction, much to the frustration of the Security Services. However, the maintenance work nonetheless made it more open than usual towards foreign items. Though the workmen were scrupulous about their work, one of them nonetheless unconsciously brought with him an unexpected guest. His lunchbox, left to one side on a park bench for a moment yesterday, had picked up a caterpillar. Having gorged itself on the remains of a lettuce leaf left over from his sandwich, the caterpillar was very hungry no more, and ready to pursue a new career. The workmen were too busy to notice the little creature, despite its bright green colour, as it painstakingly crawled up to a suitable overhang and began transforming itself into a pupa. By the time they had finished for the day, it had become an unobtrusive brown, hiding the complex biological changes happening beneath the surface. Nobody observed the tiny brown object hanging from the beam, either that day or the next…
November 5th, 2007
The workmen had shut up shop, their job completed. Big Ben, whatever it was exactly, was ready for many more years of service. So no eye remained to watch as the pupa, without even the benefit of a David Attenborough narration, slowly burst open to reveal what the caterpillar had transformed itself into.
The butterfly hung there for almost an hour, dorsal tube tirelessly pumping haemolymph, slowly inflating its crumpled wings to their full glory. It gave them an experimental flap or two. They were pure white, save for a few dark spots. This was no exotic visitor, but a common cabbage white butterfly. Still, it had been a long time since a historian had claimed that history turned only on the actions of great men. Or insects.
The butterfly knew not that it had been born again on the four hundred and second anniversary of the Gunpowder Plot. Nor did it know that it would be more successful in its efforts than the names that that day had seen written in blood. If one was fond of poetic justice, one might consider the fact that the denizens of the Palace of Westminster had once passed a law calling for the public to kill cabbage whites on sight, when the pests had endangered food supplies during the war. But the butterfly did not know this. It only knew that it wanted to get out.
Whether it did manage to escape the tower is, in the end, of no interest to us. Even if it had, it would likely not survive, having pupated in a misleadingly warm place; its compatriots out in the world had wisely chosen to remain in their pupas until the spring. All that matters is that while flapping about in the top of the tower, it managed to dislodge a mote of dust that had doubtless been up there since the Falklands War, if not the Franco-Prussian.
The mote tumbled down onto a beam, bounced off it, and fell into the nice, new, freshly cleaned gong train.
Nothing happened.
These things took time. Time for a mote of dust to accumulate more particulates to itself, for oil and lubricant to become soaked up out of sight of casual observers. Time for a global economy to crash, for America to elect a black president, for Steven Moffat to write a Doctor Who episode about nefarious motes of dust that hid in the shadows and plotted to strip the flesh from your bones. Sometimes inspiration leaks out.
Most of all, time for a new Prime Minister to discover that sometimes, wanting something is better than having it…
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