Operation Longtooth

Part of WWII is the sheer insanity of operations and projects of the Allies to trick the Axis powers.

So WI the British had taken the effort and had some success to make the Axis believe they had a Vampire Unit?

Hey wait come back! Serious here. A vampire is not real but what occurs within the Nazi Hierarchy when occultism becomes not merely a hobby or ideological idea but a real war focus?
 
Woah, woah, slow down there... what sort of vampire are you talking about getting them to believe in, for starters? Because you might be able to make them waste some time investigating haemophiliac porphyria in pursuit of super soldiers, but the whole drinking blood, turning into a bat, fondness for transylvanian castles thing... it seems a bit less likely.
 
Part of WWII is the sheer insanity of operations and projects of the Allies to trick the Axis powers.

So WI the British had taken the effort and had some success to make the Axis believe they had a Vampire Unit?

Hey wait come back! Serious here. A vampire is not real but what occurs within the Nazi Hierarchy when occultism becomes not merely a hobby or ideological idea but a real war focus?

The Nazi's giggle over how dumb the Allies think they are. After all, they already know Vampires are real and have mass deployed them on the Eastern Front...

Oh wait, this isn't ASB.
 
Woah, woah, slow down there... what sort of vampire are you talking about getting them to believe in, for starters? Because you might be able to make them waste some time investigating haemophiliac porphyria in pursuit of super soldiers, but the whole drinking blood, turning into a bat, fondness for transylvanian castles thing... it seems a bit less likely.

Slaughtered bodies in occupied Europe. Fang marks in necks. Etc... etc...

In my head it is making use of commandos who are a little more vicious then normal. Add in tools to mimic claw marks and bite marks. Really gruesome stuff. Yet all revolving around "British Vampires."
 
Slaughtered bodies in occupied Europe. Fang marks in necks. Etc... etc...

In my head it is making use of commandos who are a little more vicious then normal. Add in tools to mimic claw marks and bite marks. Really gruesome stuff. Yet all revolving around "British Vampires."

Don't the Brits already have the Gurkas for that?
 
Can't be any worse than staring at goats...
...play the Barney I love you song over and over to Hesse until he cracks?
 
I still think that all this effort can be turned into a waste by someone going "Don't be fucking stupid Hans."
 
The Nazis did want to breed supermen based on their ideas of genetic science; rather than magic, maybe they could be suckered into believing, or at least investigating, something like the ‘vampires’ dreamed up by Peter Watts. Other than some wasted resources I’m not sure what effect it would have, though.

Homo sapiens vampiris was a short-lived Human subspecies which diverged from the ancestral line between 800,000 and 500,000 year BP. More gracile than either neandertal or sapiens, gross physical divergence from sapiens included slight elongation of canines, mandibles, and long bones in service of an increasingly predatory lifestyle. Due to the relatively brief lifespan of this lineage, these changes were not extensive and overlapped considerably with conspecific allometries; differences become diagnostically significant only at large sample sizes (N>130).

However, while virtually identical to modern humans in terms of gross physical morphology, vampiris was radically divergent from sapiens on the biochemical, neurological, and soft-tissue levels. The GI tract was foreshortened and secreted a distinct range of enzymes more suited to a carnivorous diet. Since cannibalism carries with it a high risk of prionic infection, the vampire immune system displayed great resistance to prion diseases, as well as to a variety of helminth and anasakid parasites. Vampiris hearing and vision were superior to that of sapiens; vampire retinas were quadrochromatic (containing four types of cones, compared to only three among baseline humans); the fourth cone type, common to nocturnal predators ranging from cats to snakes, was tuned to near-infrared. Vampire grey matter was «underconnected» compared to Human norms due to a relative lack of interstitial white matter; this forced isolated cortical modules to become self-contained and hypereffective, leading to omnisavantic pattern-matching and analytical skills.

Virtually all of these adaptations are cascade effects that— while resulting from a variety of proximate causes— can ultimately be traced back to a paracentric inversion mutation on the Xq21.3 block of the X-chromosome. This resulted in functional changes to genes coding for protocadherins (proteins that play a critical role in brain and central nervous system development). While this provoked radical neurological and behavioral changes, significant physical changes were limited to soft tissue and microstructures that do not fossilise. This, coupled with extremely low numbers of vampire even at peak population levels (existing as they did at the tip of the trophic pyramid) explains their virtual absence from the fossil record.

Significant deleterious effects also resulted from this cascade. For example, vampires lost the ability to code for e-Protocadherin Y, whose genes are found exclusively on the hominid Y chromosome. Unable to synthesise this vital protein themselves, vampires had to obtain it from their food. Human prey thus comprised an essential component of their diet, but a relatively slow-breeding one (a unique situation, since prey usually outproduce their predators by at least an order of magnitude). Normally this dynamic would be utterly unsustainable: vampires would predate humans to extinction, and then die off themselves for lack of essential nutrients.

Extended periods of lungfish-like dormancy (the so-called «undead» state)—and the consequent drastic reduction in vampire energetic needs— developed as a means of redressing this imbalance. To this end vampires produced elevated levels of endogenous Ala-(D) Leuenkephalin (a mammalian hibernation-inducing peptide) and dobutamine, which strengthens the heart muscle during periods on inactivity.

Another deleterious cascade effect was the so-called "Crucifix Glitch" — a cross-wiring of normally-distinct receptor arrays in the visual cortex, resulting in grand mal-like feedback siezures whenever the arrays processing vertical and horizontal stimuli fired simultaneously across a sufficiently large arc of the visual field. Since intersecting right angles are virtually nonexistent in nature, natural selection did not weed out the Glitch until H. sapiens sapiens developed Euclidean architecture; by then, the trait had become fixed across H. sapiens vampiris via genetic drift, and—suddenly denied access to its prey—the entire subspecies went extinct shortly after the dawn of recorded history.
 
Wehrmacht notice mysterious deaths among soldiers travelling through Romania. They ascribe the deaths to partisans hiding in the Transylvanian Mountains.
When Germans prepare to hunt down these strange partisans, their Romanian allies advise “We have tried that several times over the last few centuries, but never caught any.”
 
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