Challenge: Prime Minister of Canada, Sarah Palin

Jude815

All right everyone, here is a challenge. Make Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin the Canadian Prime Minister. The point of departure is any date past the last presidential inauguration (i.e. democrats won, Obama is president). Furthermore, what is the reaction to this in Canada, the US, and eveywhere else?

Bonus points for anyone who comes up with a way to make Palin Governor General
 

Orville_third

Banned
Palin gets impeached, moves to Alberta, goes to work in the oil business, rises in power, takes over the Tories, the Canadians lose their senses.
 
Tobit

Tobit

Nukes launched by Kim Jong Il wipe out much of china. China retaliates at the west in fit of blind rage after already wiping Korea off the map. America is soon glass, except Alaska.

Canada has been struck by severe radiation and many people are suffering from brain tumors caused by the radiation that is now just about everywhere. Election pundits claim that Canada is totally traumatised by the sudden loss of life and destruction of their economy. Into this wasteland walks Sarah Palin. She wins in close vote between the last sane person in Canada every other surviving person in Canada. Sarah Palin votes for herself. 1-2 Sarah Palin secures a solid majority.
 

esl

The very idea of Sarah Palin becoming the Prime Minister of our beloved Canuck land, makes my skin crawl and crawl and crawl. Thanks! I will be creeped out for weeks and need extensive therapy to get over this one :D
 

DSS

if it weren't bad enough to think of Palin as Vice President of America.... [Shivers coldly].
 

David S Poepoe

Banned
trekchu said:
As a German I say that we see her as the impersonation of EVERYTHING that is wrong in the United States.
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I should point out that you are complimenting her there. You say that she is the 'impersonation of everything wrong', not the embodiment of. Which also shows that the Germans don't know anything about the US.
 

Peter Hillock

David S Poepoe said:
I should point out that you are complimenting her there. You say that she is the 'impersonation of everything wrong', not the embodiment of. Which also shows that the Germans don't know anything about the US.
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As an American-- Arrgh! Arrgh! God, we can be such a bunch of clods.

I admit, I'm biased against Palin, for her wishful-thinking politics, her paint-peeling voice, her surfer-dude/ski-bum academic record, and all the rest. So I realize I won't convince anyone who doesn't already agree with me.

But, Jeez! I'm willing to bet that most Europeans, and educated people in most of the world-- let's say, in the countries that bought our fraudulent investments, just to draw a line-- know gobs more about us than the average US college graduate knows about all their countries put together.

And if you want to play Language Policeman, let's try this experiment: you go ahead and post an opinion writing in a language you've learned, other than English, and we can let a native speaker judge your opinion based on grammar, word choice, and so on.
 
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TheMann

TheMann

Palin should go back to being the Mayor Wasilla.

Prime Minister of my country? You sir, must die, just for that comment......
 

Uber_Amoeba

Jude815 said:
All right everyone, here is a challenge. Make Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin the Canadian Prime Minister. The point of departure is any date past the last presidential inauguration (i.e. democrats won, Obama is president). Furthermore, what is the reaction to this in Canada, the US, and eveywhere else?

Bonus points for anyone who comes up with a way to make Palin Governor General
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Get out.

Get out and never come back.
 

MarkWhittington

Actually Canada does not deserve Sarah Palin as their leader. No country so obssessed with beer, hockey, socialism, and anti Americanism could. (g)
 

Jude815

heh, sorry Canadians. Just daydreaming a way that we could be rid of her. Although, Imagine what it would be like if she was born and raised in Alberta. So, Canada does not deserve Sarah Palin, because they are a good people. Which country can we send her too?
 
RogueBeaver

RogueBeaver

She has just been put on a travel ban by my Tory Nation government. This has sparked a minor turf war between Justice, Immigration and my Deputy. As usual, he wins. :D

Seriously, don't even try. That's almost as disturbing as my "Nightmare Presidential Election" thread coming true.
 
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