Marky Bunny via PM said:
Can you do some "talking heads" analysis of the speech, as I wrote the thing (although I do admit with some help from George Bush snr cica 1989, as it didn't happen in our world, it's ok) its best if the came from someone else.
Sure. Let me just disappear for a few days first, ruining all the timing.
Luckily, I Tivo'd everything, and can catch up:
Transcripts of select NBS, C-SPAN, and CND Programming during the Walken Inauguration
January 20th, 2011
11:25 AM EST
Former Vice Presidents John Hoynes and Lewis David Eisenhower talking with Mark Bunn (not pictured)
Mark Bunn, NBS: Mr. Vice Presidents, glad you could find the time to join us today. Now both of you been through what we are watching today twice, what is like when you playing a part in it.
John Hoynes, Vice President (1999-2003): Incredible. It is an amazing event, like no other in the world, Lewis.
Lewis David Eisenhower, Vice President (1991-1999): I agree with John. I took the Vice-Presidential oath of office twice, I just which I could have taken the Presidential oath, 12 years ago!
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12:00 PM
President Walken gives his Inauguration speech
Glen Allen Walken, President of the United States: Let this be the age of the offered hand. Let us negotiate soon and hard. But in the end, let us produce results in the best interests of our country. The American people await action.
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12:45 PM
Anchor Mark Bunn offers a more in-depth take on the ceremony with VPs Eisenhower and Hoynes
Bunn: I'm glad you could make it back, Messrs. Vice President.
Hoynes: Of course.
Eisenhower: We're men of our word. Or at least I am. (laughs)
Bunn: What a star-studded event. Not just the usual politicos, but celebrities as well turned out in droves. Is this all your doing, John?
Hoynes: Ha ha, no. I was surprised to. It didn't exactly top the Santos Inauguration, but it definitely beat either of President Bartlet's or California's own Lassiter in mere star power. Charles Howerton, James Earl Jones, Matthew Perry, 49ers running back Brian Westbrook, you name it almost. Alot of female VIPs, like Paula Abdul or Maria Shriver were here to see history being made with Clark's swearing-in, and of course, many Santos supporters were here to give their respects to four fine years of service.
Bunn: Of course, we can't forget noticeable absences. Senator Sam Whiteside is still recovering from pneumonia. Former VP George Bush is notorious for not attending official functions, and today was no exception, even with public invites as the only other former Acting President.
Eisenhower: I miss George too, but he's a very private man, showing restraint most of us are envy of. We shouldn't confuse his absence with an intentional snub. I'm told he wrote a very eloquent letter to President Walken and that they have spoken over the phone. And to look at how the world has changed in four years. Four years ago, my old Governor, Mike Reed gave a speech at the Republican National Convention, the keynote address in fact, ridiculing President Bartlet and blaming him for all the troubles over the previous 8 years. But the loud ovation and cheering given to President Bartlet as he was wheeled onstage today was inspiring.
Hoynes: Especially given that much of the crowd are Walken supporters. It's a sign of respect and honor to a man who has done so much for the country, regardless of your political affiliation.
Bunn: Speaking of wheeling in, the First Lady is really showing. When is she due, exactly?
Hoynes: Any day now. I'm told there was protocol in case she went into labor during the ceremony. That would've been a first!
Eisenhower: Isn't her chief of staff pregnant as well? I don't follow the soap opera that is Washington as well as I used to, but even compared to John's movies, the truth is more unlikely than fiction.
Bunn: We'll talk about the Inaugural speech, after these message.
Hoynes: I'm not sure how much of a help we are. We've never had to do one.
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2:30 PM
George Allard gives his indepth look at the inaugural address[/b]
George Allard, MSNBC: Now, Chris, that speech was amazing! I used to write speeches for Bill Armstrong, Sr., and I can tell you write now, nothing beat that. Walken has a natural cadence, a feel for the nation, that goes well with our nation today. He talked about the growing divisiveness, the 'loyal opposition'. This was a truly amazing speech!
Chris Matthews, MSNBC: Um... George. Do you have any actual criticism, or are you just gonna pander to Walkenites all night.
Allard: I plead the fifth, Chris.
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2:30 PM
Potential Senator Caroline McIntosh laughed and flirted with famed former news anchor Timothy Thomason
Timothy Thomason, NBS/CND: Okay, while I did not feel the speech was all that powerful, Steve politely disagrees, and Caroline just wants to talk about hats!
Caroline McIntosh, Senate candidate from Ohio: I did not say that! I said, 'I wonder why Mrs. Santos didn't wear a hat?' It's cold outside, and I don't know if that's healthy for the baby.
Steve Noland, Associated Press: They probably have some type of heating arrangement on the stage.
Thomason: I'll have to contact Mark or Allan at the network to confirm that.
McIntosh: Really, I should be on the stage...
Thomason: None of that Ohio talk. You promised. Now, Caroline, I understand you'll be attending some of the Inaugural balls?
McIntosh: Yes, as soon as I'm finished with this
shindig, I have my gown all ready and my best man outside to escort me. Sorry, Timothy, but I have to turn down your offer of companionship this evening. My husband would not approve. (laughs)
Thomason: Well give our new President my regards. I haven't had an opportunity to speak to him since the last debate.